Kids and Work: Preference

Preference

By Windstar - 07/04/2009 07:32 - Canada

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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By Taylor - 20/07/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

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By yingyang2 - 06/01/2011 02:19 - United States

Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 08:05 - Australia

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By FirstDaddy - 16/06/2014 21:38 - United States - Southfield

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 20:35 - Philippines - Las Pi?as City

Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML

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Mommy issues

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML

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maxson_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:08

Don't worry about it. Some kids just have people that they like to see. Maybe your librarian's really nice and so she's your daughter's favorite person. Either way, FYL

Claire_bear 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:09

aw. This happened when my sister was little. She went up to our mom and said "look mom I love you but I love mrs moony more". (her preschool teacher) But don't stress my sister forgot all about it. I'm sure your daughter will too

Comments

phreshrice 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 2:55

lol it's ok i did that once when i was little because i acctually thought it was my mom. it was a quick reaction

andy_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:12

don't worry babee i bet she just had candy in her pocket or smelled like chocolate :)

treesdevin 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 13:50

like spongbob :)

LAXer9393 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:50

aww it's okay. :) appreciate your daughter's sense of humor! she's going to be a funny one.

Savvy89 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:59

Pwned

michellaneous 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 4:10

#25 thats rude! you're that type of person that makes the OP feel even shittier. but your daughter is young didn't mean it! #9 is right; when i was a little booger i thought i liked my teacher more cause she didn't yell at me and force me to do things like my parents did. But i learned that they did that cause they loooved mee! so she'll learn, but maybe read to her every night or something. you're a good parent for bringing her to the library definitely!

bahabra 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:25

woah this is so fake.

fueledbyamy 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:43

#25, wtf?! and dont worry bout it poster :) she's a little kid, and like others are saying, your making her eat vegies, and putting her in the naughty corner. im sure lots of little kids do that.