Prank war W

By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 21:03 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
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cooltatgar 31

Lol You gotta adore a girl with a sense of humor. She sounds like a keeper.

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FMLworthy5000 21

I wonder how your mother reacted.. I sense an up coming family intervention (y)

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englacobain 14

12, well that sounds a bit homophobic, doesn't it.

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slyde32 12

how does it sound homophobic? "now son, you know we love you, and we'll respect what ever choices you make. You know you don't have to be ashamed to tell us" not so bad, is it

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worldclassrager 39

Being in a prank war and receiving something like that I would open in my room...but now it's your move...be creative and I hope your dad didn't burn your neck

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UmmOkThen 31

So what does your dad think? There are so many ways that could go.

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killerdana 19

Get down on one knee and propose to her. If she says "yes", you got her back. If she says "no", my apologies.

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trellz17 19

Perfect timing it seems.

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drowningfishy 5

Get her a "ring" if you know what I mean.

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