Planning

By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Spicy
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
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pokemyeyes 23

YDI for making her reach the point where she has to schedule herself into your calender and send you reminders.

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charlamagnet 9

Be happy your actually having sex OP, Some of us aren't as lucky.

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booty_sniper 10

And this is supposed to be a bad thing?

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AkBunny907 18

This may be a sign that you guys need to talk, and that you should actually start having sex on a regular basis.

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Squid2016 2

that's when you know things have gotten stale

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Badkarma4u 17

Dude that's awesome. I hope YDI. Cute creative and sexy. So now everytine you look at your calendar you're going to think about going balls deep in the little woman and just leave the nuts hanging out.

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ThrottleJockey 35

My wife and I often do the same due to our different work schedules. During the day we'll do a little sexting so by the time of our scheduled "meeting" we're both aching to rip each other's clothes off!

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LadyLuck93 20

Well be grateful that she's not having an affair. Clearly she wants things to get spiced up. Talk to her & settle this situation out, its better to fix things now than later, op.

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