Sex and Intimacy: Planning

Planning

By stargate25 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

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By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By cockblockedbyFB - 06/06/2015 13:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML

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By Ariel - 02/06/2009 12:19 - Israel

Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 15:00 - United States - Gardena

Today, my wife is upset at me for having to remind her of her responsibilities. She dropped the ball several times in the past, and she hates that I remind her to prepare for upcoming deadlines. FML

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By for my brother in law - 27/07/2016 07:10 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML

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It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML

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pokemyeyes 23

Friday 24 July 2015 19:00

YDI for making her reach the point where she has to schedule herself into your calender and send you reminders.

charlamagnet 9

Friday 24 July 2015 19:00

Be happy your actually having sex OP, Some of us aren't as lucky.

Comments

qbgroh3 15

Saturday 25 July 2015 3:14

At least she is sending it to you, and not someone else.

GeorgiaBea 28

Saturday 25 July 2015 4:45

If your wife had to tell you- you're doing it wrong.

ayyy_bro 26

Saturday 25 July 2015 5:42

Wow you're wife sucks lol

PinkWalls 12

Saturday 25 July 2015 6:31

Baby making is hard and stressful! Hopefully that's the reason and not because your marriage sucks. Good luck with the conceiving!!

spyder21 4

Saturday 25 July 2015 6:46

how is this a fml? most guys would be happy about that. you just sound ungrateful.

canadiangirl98 9

Saturday 25 July 2015 6:49

She could have just sent you a sext

serslybro 20

Saturday 25 July 2015 8:18

Well that's romantic...

_Jake_13 6

Saturday 25 July 2015 8:37

How is this an FML?

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