Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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teriberri 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:15

lmfao!!!!!! wow tht is freakn epic!!!

SexiAmber1990 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:16

YDI: #1 : every preschooler knows that if you go anywhere a occupied swing, you WILL get kicked in the face. #2 when you were kicked in the face, why didn't you ******* move ?!?! You deserved that golden shower.

kmwis_00 6

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:17

I would've laughed really hard too!

cestplat 5

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:20

I think thats kinda hott :)

Edgar210 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:40

ha! are you kidding me? trust me... if you had a guy over and you pissed on him... your not getting laid hahaa nuff said

ispitflames 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:44

hahah idk....shes pretty ******* hot.

simplyyamazingg 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:32

woww, if someone peed on me I would not think it was cute. I'd find another best friend and almost punch myself in the face for putting my self in such a horrible situation.FDI!

AlxR514 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:39

LMAO @20 <3 r. kelly funny shit

C6Racer 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:55

YDI... just, YDI. Nuff said

C6Racer 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 4:55

YDI... just, YDI. Nuff said

megan972 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:05

lol

monkeykiller77 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:11

I wanna get pissed on, as long as she's hot

Edgar210 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:38

... thats nasty bro

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