Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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Edgar210 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:42

Creep alert! haha j/p bro :o

finallyfreemaria 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:45

wow op sucks for you... ydi for even thinking about it

tenaz117 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:45

pee on you I'm gonna piss on yoooou

scooter69 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 8:59

why would you go under a swing esp while someone is on it in the first place?? fail!!

julia9872 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:34

haha what were u doing with ur face up and open to her feet? dumb ass XD

im_awsome 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:41

I can imagine that on a video lmao

akunohana 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 9:51

iicaptain - hey, i'm trying to get a dog.. i was wondering if you could tell me what kind of dogs you have. even if they're mixes.

Mome_Rath 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 10:40

'Bestfriend' is actually two words. Jussain.

MyKillz 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:00

Mmmm oh yeah! You know you have a pee fetish you horny bastard

rita15 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:44

wooooww!!! lmfao too funny!! hahaha!! epic fail!!! that's gross lol

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