Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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ManaUser 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:14

Normally I wouldn't say this but... pics or it didn't happen.

The_G 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:16

YDI. Why would you agree to this?!

hawty12345 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:20

ha that reminds of of something me and my bestest friend in the whole world would do mwahaha

LaxBeast39 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:30

hahahahahahahahahaha

Sethlikesgirls 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:38

www. fyl. but funny after all.

thepsychobilly 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:38

That's hilarious. x] And yet gross... But still. HAH! x]

emmiep1011 7

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:42

Your extreme stupidness has baffled me beyond anything.

mistired 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 5:58

fail

kolk777 10

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:07

fat cat eh?

Bivbit 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:07

Wow. You're such a dumbass. Next time, figure out the obvious consequenses before performing a stupid stunt.

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