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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 November 2009 02:40 / United States
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Why would you break up with someone a week before your birthday? Always break up the day after your birthday so you can get a present out of them / see how thoughtful they are / have time to reconsider, especially when it's coming it. Seriously, you deserved this one.

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#63 I'm guessing that you are either a felon or maybe an avid Rush Limbaugh listener. Men are not all the same, dummy. I know this because I am a guy, and I definately do not fit into your sexist category.

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I think she kept going with it to change his mind, nobody can plan a "perfect" party and get EVERYONE to show up with a week's notice. Get her back OP! She was pretending to be thoughtless to surprise you, so it's not completely your fault. :D

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Uhm... no. The quote was used to show the irony. She was just saying that the only way you could not understand this is if you hadn't read the quote which explained the irony of this FML. Maybe you should rethink your statement and reread the FML before using sarcasm. Just a thought.

You sir, fail. Why would you dump someone for such an idiotic reason?! YDI on so many levels. I hope she realizes she's better off with someone more strongly committed to her.

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It's not really an idiotic reason, the idiocy comes from whether it's true or not. A thoughtless person would say "get over it" to a death in the family Or, a "thoughtless" person would get the wrong XBox game Which is true, OP?

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Perhaps... she still likes him, and he was being stupid about the supposed "thoughtlessness" OR... she still THINKS she likes him, when she's just a dumb broad OR... she didn't send out the cancel notice in time.

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OR she didnt cancel it to say "hey dickhead look what you miss out on." I know i would. I'm passive aggressive like that. The worst punishment he'll get is from himself, and now they both know what a douchenozzle he is. I voted YDI seeing as how she was planning that nice party all along, i have to wonder what you expected her to do, OP. Write your name in the sky every day for a month preceeding your birthday??

Either she planned it in hopes of getting back together with the OP or he dumped her after she had planned in which cause the OP is losing out on a great woman, unless she she forgives the OP. Not enough info to determine FYL or YDI.

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Because he broke up with his girlfriend. The reason being that he thought she was insensitive. However, she threw a party, which would seem to mean that she IS sensitive. So not only does OP not have a girlfriend, he also looks like a total dumbass.

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Because he broke up with his girlfriend. The reason being that he thought she was insensitive. However, she threw a party, which would seem to mean that she IS sensitive. So not only does OP not have a girlfriend, he also looks like a total dumbass. On the other hand, he might be justified because she just threw the party to show him up. We don't really know.

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