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By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London

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Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.

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wakemeupplease 21

Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you

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booze_n_bitches 37

Ah the same happened to me last week! Snap! I feel your pain (literally).

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Gillett 23

OMG, where is all of this ****** abuse coming from lately. I mean damn, if y'all wanna experience pain just let a playa beat it up for ya!

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BlackPhoenixNite 14

And all across the world women's legs clenched shut in sympathy.

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Gillett 23

NOW, y'all finally understand a nut check!

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jazalea8 16

Wait until you have a vaginal delivery of a baby :) Good luck

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Cads1 24

Not as painful as a hit to the nuts. Women have more than 1 child but no guy ever wants another hit to the nuts.

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limabeans101029 20

Maybe that's because you don't get a baby after being kicked in the nuts...? Obviously I can't know for sure because I'll never be able to experience both, but I'm pretty sure that childbirth is more painful.

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skyttlz 32

Actually I hear getting kicked in the balls hurts worse because all the pain comes on suddenly whereas labor happens more gradually.

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chocolatelover96 14

As Rachel quotes in Friends, "no uterus, no opinion ". ;)

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hoosiergirl94 31

YDI, just go around next time

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cooldaks05 9

Did you then rip your stitches while taking a shit in a portopotty after having sex in there?

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The_Avatar 22

This needs a follow up to explain why the hell you were climbing a fence....

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Scheffy213 17

and they say anything can be a *****

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jelrid 30

I know I'm a guy, so I can't associate with the pain like some of the female commenters can, but this FML STILL made me wince. Your life DEFINITELY sucks, OP!

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