Parkour

By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London

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Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.

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wakemeupplease 21

Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you

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pheonixxe 15

i gasped while reading this :c ow

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Oh_bother44 11

That sucks- hopefully you're not due for your period any time soon because that would also suck

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sureshadow 23

Can we appreciate the name? Burnswhenipee

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soulreaper12296 28

Are you the same person that tore their stitches while taking a shit?

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Kielnmsoftly 26

Doctor: "Why did you come in today?" OP: "Well apparently not everything is a *****."

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AmayaR 12

That hurts just thinking about it! I hope you have a quick recovery OP!

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Soobie 10

Between this and the poor soul who popped sutures taking a poop, I just had a great idea.... every FML that causes actual pain to the people merely reading it could be hidden under a warning link. We'd have to click to open and read it. *Warning-FML depicts graphic description of bodily harm-click to open* No? I guess I am just too impressionable then. I actually say "Ow!" when my husband stubs his toe or something. I swear I can feel it sometimes.

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