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I long ago mastered the old shower without feet routine, back when I was but a wee child. I thought I'd save time in the morning before school by wearing my shoes to bed. Come the next day I realised I'd forgotten about the shower. So rather than give in to defeat I simply showered with my feet hanging out the side. Mission accomplished.

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A good trick I did when I broke my toe was wear a larger sock over the bag. It kept the bag on, sealed at the top, but also made it so I didn't slip!

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It's safer for OP obviously. But depending on the shower it wouldnt of been so bad. like mine has a detachable shower head, so I'd of washed my hair with that while my foot hung over.

I once had a double-ER visit myself. When I was in elementary school, I went swimming in the pool outside. I was under water, and hit my head on the side of the pool coming up for air. I split my chin open and needed 6 stitches. Less than 24 hours later, I fell off a rock at my best friends house and broke my nose. They questioned me to make sure my parents weren't beating me XD

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I also split my chin once! when I was about 6, we had these widow type things between two rooms in my house and I was standing in one of them and fell. I had to get stitches. one of my favorite stories to tell!! but that's the only time I had an ER visit... thank G-d!!

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My friend split her chin open twice. First time she crashed her bike, don't remember the second. You can still the the scar and the imprint of each individual stitch. :(

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35- ...when someone whacked him on the head with a 2x4 for making fun of them ;) and 31- that sentence wasn't trailing off. the "..." was for effect. which apparently it didn't have. oops. my bad. cuz I care ever so much

Damn showers, those things are death traps, I swear. You don't even know how many concussions I've gotten from falling in the shower. And that's without any plastic...

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Ninjadinos, do not attempt shower sex, ever. It's difficult enough for most people to pull off safely, but I fear for your life in that situation. Although, it would make for an interesting FML. No, wait. I stand by my first advice. Your health is top priority. Don't do it.

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