Women what? Are you going to complete that thought?

You were probably to close to their car and that's why you got hit. Both you and the other driver need to go back to driving school.

Am I the only one who thinks it was the OP's fault for being that damn close in the first place?? Hello if you want the spot you have to give the other car room to get out.

Well dang if only you had some kind of thing that would make a loud noise so that the other driver knew to look. *cough car horn cough*

did he try to brush out the dent with a toothbrush?

Ouch dude

I have been the driver who pulls out and almost hits someone riding on my tail. People get hit because they are not an appropriate amount away from the car pulling out. Instead of waving, you should have backed your car up or if you could not, honked. If you were waiting for the spot then you shouldn't be right on their ass. If not, then don't expect people to know what your waving means. That said, I feel like this your own fault as well. Legally you should not "wave people" on.

Who would stand in the way of batshit insane psychopath . Only you

Haha this is why I'm not courteous

Maybe you should have honked? Just found another damn spot? This story kind of makes you look like the "batshit insane psychopath," as you'd put it.