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Start farting as loud as you can. Then go blow up the toilet, but don't close the door. Let everyone smell the aroma of that burrito you had earlier. Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.

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that's when you smack the shit out of him, or take your belt and tan his hide. this is what happens when "time outs" or "positive reinforcement" is used instead of spankings and corporal punishments. this is also what happens when there parents don't take the time to teach respect, proper manners, common sense, or respect.

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you are all liars none of you would have done anything to that child, me I would give his useless parents a piece of my mind and shoved a sock down that snoring monsters throat!

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Now that's a looooonnggg flight. Thirteen to fourteen hours of pure boredom and uncomfortable seats... It's really not fun when you're sitting between two strangers who speak nothing but chinese with noone you know in sight... I've been there before.

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I know this is 4 years old. However, 85, if you're going to correct someone, at least get it right. All Spanish question words have accents. It should be dónde está, not donde está.

Start farting as loud as you can. Then go blow up the toilet, but don't close the door. Let everyone smell the aroma of that burrito you had earlier. Or you can just make your seat pull back so that the little asshole has no room to open the tray or move his legs.

okay first you have to turn around and demand that she tells her child to stfu. if that doesnt work, challange the little boy to a light saber fight. he probably wont believe that lightsabers are real. as he tries to reason with you, stand up and strike him as hard as you can exclaiming 'theyre real!' and repeat. now, the mother will probably get involved and at this time, you need to pick the child up, who is still dazed by the hit, and run off. you then need to flee to mexico for their police forces in mexico are less than reputable. finally from an ex-meth lab, you tie the child up and send ransom letters to the mother. and BOOM instant cash

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