Ouch

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.

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RichardPencil 30

That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.

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corrupteddevil 12

Did your boyfriend take you to your first session of D&D last night? Because it seems the critical failures are following you.

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boopingsnoot 24

Wow, and I thought having a drill bit break off in my tooth during a root canal was bad. At least I was numb. And the Dr knew it could happen.

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Davros 12

yeah I ain't fallen for the old q-tip in the urethra trick again

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dexter420 21

Either way you’re going to have an infection

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IThriveWithYourPain 14

wait STD tests involve getting your urethra swabbed with a Q-tip? **** that I would rather die of the AIDs that I wouldn't know that I had

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