Ouch

By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, I went in for an STD test. The Q-tip broke off in my urethra. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 527
You deserved it 436

Same thing different taste

Top comments

When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.

That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.

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That would piss me off! Except it probably would squirt out in all directions.

Zekfen 17

Just like a kidney stone, this too shall pass!

Not exactly sure how it works, but I hope that they have some way of getting it out pain-free.

When they say "just stick the tip in", this is really not what was intended.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

I think next time should just use a condom.

boopingsnoot 24

The q-tip was in this man's penis.

boopingsnoot 24
Lobby_Bee 17

That's why they call it a snatch.

boopingsnoot 24

The q-tip was in this man's penis.

blink831forever 13

That is a serious ouch.....did the doctor ever get it removed? WTF?! I'm so sorry man. I hope you ended up with a clean bill of health.

manb91uk 22

You are so riddled with Infections that your acidic penis is wrecking the equipment. STIs are not Pokemon - you're not supposed to catch 'en all!

This made me wince a bit. I once got two q-tip heads stuck inside my ears--one for each--and had no idea except that my ears hurt. That was the last time I ever used q-tips in my ears.