Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML
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justlikeme79 9

Yow. I'm a girl, but that makes ME hurt.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Considering how small tootsie rolls are, that might not be something to brag about.

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fernclogger 5

I saw another fml similar to this instead it was a guy going down on a girl and the girl said "it's not a taco eating contest!"

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beckyxD 13

My ex always wanted me to bite his...maybe you just gotta know how to use your teeth properly.

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White_Knightspc 0

If you bit the hotdog then you have to let him slip it between yours buns... It's a common courtesy...

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demon_865 7

NO TEETH!!! NO TEETH!!!

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SupermanXL 3

I hope her talent's not that bad, where "chomping a hot dog" was considered doing a good job on her part. Unfortunate for the guy

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TheNewGuy03 28

Man, it seems like the ones that profess to have "experience" are horrible at blowing, and the ones who say "they never do that" are awesome at it. Just a little paradoxical, if you asked me... |the kid|

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Mauskau 35

Fat people are now classed as disabled? Wtf?

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wthisausername 0

why the **** would you bite it?

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poppylamonzo 0

They meant that they were so obese that they can't hold thenselves up. It happens. A lot of obese people use wheelchairs/powerchairs/scooters.

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bryanismad 3

You should have said " I know they call wiener but don't bite it "

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