Ouch

By anon - 14/04/2015 00:51 - United States

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML
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Lct1196 31

For the love of God, never 69.

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Daevas 18

At least you didn't find this out orally.

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lostsoul2100 5

take that as a compliment. if you need stitches then you must have done something right to please her that my much.

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judeymoodey13 10

Biting can be fun just not when it ends In a hospital visit!

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candygirl2015 12

She enjoyed it ;)

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xylanthrax 18

I'm a biter too but I'm not thát aggressive..

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tchopper1969 16

sounds like from here on out ya might wanna keep her in the doggy style position

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qwertyu_ioplk 9

biters are scratchers are much better than moaners and screamers

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Lilo4life 26

I personally like being bitten, enough to bruise but not to break the skin, that's when it gets a little weird.

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