Oh no…

By yayibs - 04/12/2015 03:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML
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sallycinnamon 21

Shoulda done a sinister grin in the reflection just to top it off

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ihartmytdi 23

Just don't be surprised when he fires back.

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TheLastCenturion 19

No big deal -- you were at home, after all. Should've flashed him a thumbs-up.

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Tripartita 44

Just add "but when I turned around, nobody was there" for an extra element of terror.

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hellnosucka 27

I would guess the reason is because they were blown out of existence. like a flame.

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myGRAM 14

"Did you just see that huge duck fly by the window?!"

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oobergoober89 16

The lines of trust are now open. In other words: expect a cloud of farts lingering in your room

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WCARlover 34

Always, always look at your surroundings before letting one rip.

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