Oh Lawd, he coming

By KidKillah - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 570
You deserved it 3 258

Top comments

Justy101 23

Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.

The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

What the hell do you look like man?

brookemurray17 5

I call BS on this post. Unless you're willing to prove with a pic that you are as hideously deformed as you imply you are, I think you're just fishing for compliments... Get over it.

Are you the guy who's face scares babies?

I'm pretty much antisocial. I like it when they do that to me.