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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.

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jess6blondie9 2

Then move to the backseat and you won't have that problem. (:

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Not_Ever_Telling 3

Come on, now! Why the hell would you choose to **** in the driver's seat? Huh?

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Bsane 0

agreed, who has sex on the drivers side, you move to the passage side, or the back, and if you wanna really get kinky you have the female bend over in the middle of both head rest, between the driver and passage side from the front of car, with her face facing the rear. Nice

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Monii_Harlz 11

but worst of all.... in your mothers car? 0.o

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vita987 0

they wanted to get caught there freaks, yumm

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Laterial 3

This is why I'm so glad I drive a suburban with a foldable 3rd row seat and plenty of cargo space.

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kevind_fml 0

sounds like your prepared! x)

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132BlackRoses 0

I stopped feeling sympathetic towards you after I read "my boyfriend and i pulled over to have sex in his mother's car."

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austinkiser 3

who knows maybe his mother had sex there too so hope everyone cleaned up haha

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gOlfwAng_fml 0

I'm just going out on a limb here, your a blond aren't you?

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oliver86 8

So you attempt to make a joke relating hair colour to intelligence and then spell blonde wrong. Nice one.

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Imagirll 3

56- actually blonde can be spelled blond.

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Freeze_fml 16

Blonde refers to females. Blond is a color.

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hiyourcute 0

Both spellings are correct, depending on the context. The word is originally French, so it has two genders: blond if you are referring to a male, blonde if you are referring to a female. Blond is correct when referring directly to the color of the hair. "She has blond hair, so she is a blonde." Rant aside, the original commenter was wrong based on the context, but the word "blond" isn't technically a misspelling.

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Keyman1212 14

It seems you've aroused the whole neighborhood, and not just each other.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

1. You couldn't find someplace more private? 2. The backseat is bigger, you should have done it back there.

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