Intimacy: Oh hey how are you?

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By chelse_elyce - 21/01/2015 04:10 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

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By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Honky

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 14:06 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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oliver86 8

Monday 13 June 2011 9:04

Guess you got pretty horny...

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 13 June 2011 9:14

Rebecca Black sends her sincerest apologies for having occupied the back seat at the time.

Comments

179jfkla 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:48

hey i live in indy so thats what i heard last night

son4life 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:14

simple put his seat all the way back an ride him (; plus find a real good spot that is like in the middle of nowhere an somewhere where you can make noise

nadainfo 1

Monday 20 June 2011 4:12

soooo the same thing happened to me and I can't say it was that bad we just kept going while the neighbors started to come outside. i kno I've heard this a million times but try to **** in the backseat more room!! I'll tell u I enjoy the sex everywhere! drivers seat passengers seat back seat hood! remember b safe:) I learned that the hard way!! jkjkjk haha u could also try the passengers seat.also try to go to some other neighborhood. buttttt u ride that man and u put his penis in your ****** and u guys **** **** ****!!! I'm actually about to right now! my man's calling me! out!!