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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
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rick_james_b17ch 0

'knock knock', 'whose there?' 'I dumped' 'I dumped who?' 'I dumped you lol'

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theanonymoose 3

I had a very similar thing happen to me. A few years ago, my girlfriend messaged me and told me that we had to talk. I replied and said that if she was breaking up with me, she may as well just do it and get it over with. She denied it, and said it was about something else. 6 hours later after work, after many different possibilities floated through my head, I went over to her house and got dumped.

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KaylahRae 0

At least he did it to your face unlike third jerks who break up over text or something..

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MilkyFilmz 26

Not much of an fml

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thatguynamedsky 32

why are these people saying that's douchey, I think I would have felt saying yes would result in it being over the phone, its much nicer to be in person

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FarFromHome_fml 17

Perhaps if it seems unusual for your partner to want to see you, that should be taken as a warning sign...

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daidax_238 26

At least he had the decency to do it in person?

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