Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment


I think it means opening the laptop just a bit and sticking your dick in between the screen and keyboard, and thrusting away. It's like having sex with a girl with vaginal shingles. Both activities require copious amounts of alcohol.

The key word here is "attempted". He made an attempt to whack off. Since he was so drunk, he must have experience a case of "whiskey dick" and wan't able to get it up and just ended up passing out.

Loading data…