Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
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Deezknutz 8

How does a duck fly Into your living room?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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Rewan_fml 12

To be fair to your girlfriend, that definitely isn't 'normal' activity

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Epikouros 31

This is more paranormal than the pigeon flying around near a river that Christians called 'the Holy Ghost appearing' while Jesus was baptized.

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DjLitterBox 22

Since it hasn't been said yet. "Paranormal Quack-tivity" was what your girlfriend meant.

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glitterkuro 18

Was she just trying to avoid... *puts on sunglasses* ...getting the bill?

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buttcramp 21

maybe she believes in reincarnation and is terrible with words hahaha

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cactusdesu 15

That seems more like abnormal activity to me.

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Ms_ValS 27

I had 2 sparrows flying around my house once. They strangely shifted course the moment they came near the windows. Left white and blue crap everywhere. Poor birds ******** themselves in terror. A duck though? How big is your window?

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