Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
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Deezknutz 8

How does a duck fly Into your living room?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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J_Kertz 14

She probably got that from that one movie with the owl that was "based on a true story"... The Fourth Kind?

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PoofTopComment 4

Did she at least tell you to duck? Get it? It was a.... Nevermind

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Gracemonique3 18

What if shes right?!? Joking if course, I hope she is too

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cakefete2 30

Actually, a duck ******** all over the place is pretty normal activity. Now if the duck started talking to you, then I'd call ghostbusters.

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Enslaved 36

You sure the OP was talking about the duck that shit and not the girlfriend?

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Darkeena 6

I think that's "abnormal activity" not "paranormal activity." :)

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Enslaved 36

She just wanted to play the new drinking game-- Duck, Duck (Grey) Goose. Getting shitfaced wasn't really in the plans.

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JMichael 25

Was asking if you got any grapes?

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worldclassrager 39

So you are seeing a ghost duck fly around? Paranormal Activity VI here we come! He needs to know the difference between the supernatural and reality...

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