Occam's razor

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 01:09 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my girlfriend tried explaining a duck flying into our living room and taking a shit everywhere as "paranormal activity". FML
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Deezknutz 8

How does a duck fly Into your living room?

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Paranormal quacktivity is a more likely explanation

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Duck-blocked

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buckdharma 36

If the shit is saucer shaped and blinking then the duck must be the mother ship.

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beaverteaser 16

the duckey of dead. hmm sounds like my new screen name

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SininenAave 9

Just curious, was it the duck flying into the room, the ******** or the whole experience that your girlfriend referred to as paranormal activity?

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LennyComa 39

Tell her to Grow Up? That's what I'd do.

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Dark_Stream 29

Goosey goosey gander, Whither shall I wander? Upstairs and downstairs And in my lady's chamber. I may have the ducks and geese mixed up, but I'm not as mixed up as that girlfriend of yours.

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