Animals: Nutritional goodness

Nutritional goodness

By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By pinkXpress1023 - 08/07/2013 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Sorry, dude

By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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KiwiBlu 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:48

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever heard.

JayCanDance 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:49

Oh my god. Thank you for the nightmares I'm sure to have.

Comments

XanimalloverX 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:36

the eating spiders is a myth i just found out, http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp i thought it was true i feel really stupid hahaha

kissmyAzz 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:39

poetry schmoetry...wtf is scuddled? I thought it was 'scuttled'?

k_cool 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 17:48

poor little spider home. I wonder what they were thinking when a giant set of human teeth came crashing throught their pastry walls... sucks worse for you, though.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:12

LMAO I love how this is worded, "flaky deliciousness". :D

summer99 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:13

ugh thats so gross. hopefully you didn't eat any of them...

1234five 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:14

Flaky deliciousness? Sorry but u sound like a douche

tagyoureit 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:16

............................................................... I'm so sorry.

missmarley93 1

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:19

AHHHH GROSS!!!!! omg I'm terrified of spiders, I think I would literally faint if that happened to me. ughh thats sick! fyl!!!!

cylque 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:20

CFR 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:26

Omg that's so horrifying O.o My sister and I just bought a huge box of them for a recipe. I'VE GOT TO WARN HER! *flies off* Sorry...she has arachniphobia. I hope you're not completely traumatized though... I mean look on the bright side, if you get lost in the woods without food you can always remember that you didn't notice the taste of a spider because you were eating a croissant and you'll survive...Maybe? No? Alright. Well I hope you're okay anyways =)