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That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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#30 I feel like you have been waiting for forever to post that comment since you literally are a bowl of cheese

Why would she not take all the sarnies out shake the box and then put all the sarnies back and were the sarnies not covered in Saran Wrap

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I didn't know what it meant either but the context clues are all there if you just think about it.

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I swear you've been one of the top comments in the last 3 of four fmls I have read, and you totally deserve it.

That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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