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By Arachnaphobe / Friday 3 June 2016 22:14 / United States - Bloomington
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By  ragnarok1540  |  36

That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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By  SubaruWRXSTI  |  16

You eating the spider has suddenly made you into Spider-Man.

By  ragnarok1540  |  36

That sounds a bit suspicious. If your mom was making the sandwich while the spider climbed into your lunchbox, how did the spider get completely inside your sandwich in such a way that you would not see a leg or two sticking out or otherwise notice beforehand? I think you should inspect all your food before you eat, and consider hiring a taster tester. Your mom may have it in for you ...

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