Sex and Work: Now you know

Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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By mjbx - 01/01/2012 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 848

You deserved it 15 987

By blackberrybummer - 25/07/2010 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he would do his job while I did my "job" on top of him. He whips out his Blackberry and completely ignores me to send e-mails to co-workers reminding them about the 10 a.m. meeting scheduled for the next morning. FML

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You deserved it 5 645

By fmylife117 - 17/02/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 372

You deserved it 6 151

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 012

You deserved it 91 905

By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 16:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

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Whatsapp? Not much

By Cat - 12/04/2019 19:00 - Greece - Athens

Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 339

You deserved it 17 891

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 353

You deserved it 7 765

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 125

You deserved it 19 017

haygurlhay 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:15

No sympathy from me. You should know better than to send emails like that.

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 23:17

perhaps texting would have been a better choice?

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Zic_fml 7

Sunday 1 March 2009 17:20

Seems guys from office are getting some tonight!

tifferneelee 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:01

so did you end up sucking him off?

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:23

i cant stop laughing! that "SUCKS". HAHAHAHAHAHA!

itsliximan255 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:24

wow! GOOD LUCK EXPLAING THAT TO YOUR PEOPLE AT WORK!

bs_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:44

that's sick.

McZeal 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:39

you sound like my kinda girl

xenferno 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 18:05

#38 is a dumb ****

pdoom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:29

17 and 38 are right. Your job's probably gonna punish you for being awesome.. :[

takran 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:27

LOL #10. YDI for sending this from your work e-mail.

mattiscool 0

Friday 8 May 2009 18:55

#33, the whole world doesn't know. the people who read this just know it happened to someone.... REHTARD

VelvetRain 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 12:40

I sense irony...

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Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML

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Today, my now-ex broke up with me after alleging that I cheated on her. I didn't do anything, for the record. When I told my sister about it, she showed me a screenshot of an Instagram story where my ex was tagged, two weeks before leaving me. My ex was actually making out with another dude. FML

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Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML

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Today, I’m considering a divorce. My father-in-law has never liked me and is very vocal about that, names like "bastard" and "prick" are common. My wife is normally very headstrong and takes no nonsense, but she lets him treat me this way so she must agree with him. The wedding was only a year ago. FML

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML

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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Forwarded

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