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By imblue42 / Wednesday 24 June 2015 05:16 / United States
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  mds9986  |  24

16 - FMLs are supposed to be about small things that mess with your day, I can say that this qualifies. I'd probably be grossed out for a while if I walked in on this, especially in the family dinning room where I eat.

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  ChopSuey444  |  20

A pretty normal (Albeit slightly gross) thing is reason to say "Fuck my life"? Nah, FML isn't supposed to be about the little things that most of us go through,, otherwise we'd be seeing a lot of "Today, I stepped on a slug" and "Today, I stubed my toe."

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  mds9986  |  24

27 - Wrong. "Fmylife.com is a collection of user-submitted stories, likely to happen to anyone, which we then publish on the site. Simple. This is a place where you can let it all hang out and unwind by sharing the little things that screw with your day, and maybe realize that you are not alone in experiencing day-to-day crap. There now, don't you feel better?"

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  Googolman  |  28

You thinks that's bad? My parents do the same as OP's parents, the difference being that my parents often do it in the kitchen. Sometimes even when my dad is cooking food.

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my girlfriend likes to lick my pimple juice

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  Hyenayena  |  27

I sometimes Pop my boyfriend's pimples, because he tends to do it wrong and has left a few scars on his cheek because of it. I don't mind helping him, however I always have a tissue with astringent cleaner on it. I can't imagine doing that with him... You give "doing the nasty" a whole new twist

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  llamameAP  |  10

I asked a friend to see of there was a pimple on my back. Instead of just saying yes, she forcibly popped it. I felt totally violated. Maybe try doing it back?

By  AndrewMoreira14  |  19

Hope she doesn't plan on cooking after a while

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