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By blackberrybummer - / Sunday 25 July 2010 05:57 / United States
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click on my name. look at my profile. it says 'mr'. It REALLY isn't hard guys. though if you're on an iPod I take it back:P

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Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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14! I was going to say that! second time in 2 days people on here beat me to stuff..I need to be more original...

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Congrats OP, you have just lowered the bar ten whole feet for women by admitting that it is your "job" to have sex with him. All the trolls will be salivating over this one. Let the barefoot and pregnant women jokes start. . . Wait for it. . . wait for it. . . Now.

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the website if fml... not "only fmls that haven't happened to anyone else because we don't want people to b*tch"...

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Sounds like her b/f is from the cast of Jersey Shore or something..wait, nvm it said he had a business meeting.

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Why would you continue? If he's not participating, it's just jerking off anyway. I would've stopped and gotten out my vibrator.

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agreed with 11. it's called not being in the mood. it happens sometimes. no reason to get butt hurt about it.

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The "job" OP was referring to was a blowjob. You can tell she didn't mean it as an actual responsibility or obligation because she put the word in quotes. -.-

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How Courteous of him. I can only imagine anniversary night, does he bring out the PSP? Maybe have a little fun with the Wii? Totally inapt.

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guys ask your girl to go down while you are driving. thats the best. read the book CARma sutra for more tips.

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I bet you get lots of men with you're looks, #4. It's people like you that make me hate America, Obama included .

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Mr. Sassypants I get that a lot now should've gone with noname but noname took my name wait that's better! "NoNameTookMyName"

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that is sad OP... if that's the case u need to watch some pornos and step your sex game up. If a man is able to multitask doing his job and sexing you at the same time you must be TERRIBLE!!!!

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I would probably tell him that I can play with machines, too. And he can enjoy taking care of business on his own.

It probably reminded him that at the meeting, everyone has to suck his dick, too! That's thinking . . . like a BAWS!

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