Facebook and Miscellaneous: Not you

Not you

By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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You deserved it 8 569

By Sallyfromtheseashore - 01/07/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML

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You deserved it 89 624

By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

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You deserved it 7 800

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 584

You deserved it 4 021

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

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You deserved it 8 714

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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You deserved it 115

A date to remember

By Unlovedchild - 21/03/2011 15:03

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

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You deserved it 4 712

Treacherous smileys

By Steven - 29/08/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML

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You deserved it 281

By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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You deserved it 520

By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

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You deserved it 7 258

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:07

I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.

turdburgers 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:16

Leave one more that says "bitch".

Comments

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:28

Well, he deserved it for trying to kiss ass. Especially, because he thought a facebook wall post saying "happy birthday" was sweet. She's a bitch for deleting it, but he asked for it.

Christina21 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:31

She might as well delete u from her page altogether...or u should.

jikanganai 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:33

That is so rude and immature of her. Only certain people are allowed to wish her happy birthday? Forget about her... sounds like she's got a lot of growing up to do.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:41

I agree with dude...er, danny...this guy^ What's so sweet about a generic post everyone on her friends list will be sending? I'm a little surprised she didn't delete you altogether. Find friends/crushes who aren't ashamed to be linked with you.

krazykitty789 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:42

that's how popular people r they think they're sooooo cool so they don't like talking to others who r not they're friend happens to me ALL the time

babyboyasia 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:43

lol ^ win

sydneyanne 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:44

yeah u were pretty much askin for it

wantsomejewinu 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:45

Okay.. you guys can shut the eff up about facebook and deleting posts and not hearing from people now.

chikiitaaa 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:49

sometimes facebook is wack! with all those stupid changes they make everytime..I post things n they disapear n it's NOT cuz they got deleted by the person I was writing to, so maybe it wasn't even her. I hope not lol.