Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Work: Not now, mate

Not now, mate

By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By NoPrivacy - 26/04/2012 10:44 - United States

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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Office world is hell

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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We heard you

By PeePee - 03/07/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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Take a break

By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:09

uh why didn't you get out of the cubicle once you were done? you could have continued the conversation anyway i don't get it

heygirlheyyyyy 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:10

i have no idea what this says.

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catandthehatxo 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:18

what was ur boss shaving????

Heelix 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:20

This has happend to me ITS SO AWKWARD!!!! Its the worst at the urinal while your trying to piss and the big boss is pissing next to you and having a convo!!!

misterman2 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:26

does your work have a caf?? What do they feed you guys?? 3 other people had to shit at the same time?? LOL

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:31

Whew, I thought I was the only one. What did the OP just say? All I got was the fact that he was... ********... and his boss was... shaving... I'm confused. EDIT: Sorry for the triple post. D:

yeslek312 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:35

I think that those of you who are saying you don't understand are not taking into account the fact the OP is Australian. Replace "toilet" with "restroom" and "cubicle" with "stall" and see if it makes more sense.