Miscellaneous: Not now, Dave - FML

Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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By Gus - 30/11/2012 19:30 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2011 22:06 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend starts fights with me over text because apparently, when I'm arguing with someone, I stop speaking in "annoying shorthand" and am grammatically correct. FML

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By Jeff G. - 23/01/2012 00:31 - United States

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

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By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2013 16:20 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after holing myself up in my room for the day, I eventually turned my phone back on and told my girlfriend that my grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship because I went offline all day. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, my only response was "you may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By nothing like tasty asshole - 26/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Shelbyville

Today, trying to be nice, I sent a text to my mother-in-law saying that I couldn't wait to have her delicious casserole tonight. Only after sending, I realized that "casserole" had auto corrected to "asshole". FML

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Sorry seems to be the harshest word

By Anonymous - 23/10/2021 11:00 - United States - Boone

Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 11 February 2015 11:12

There's a difference between caring about grammar and being a dick about it. Learn some manners.

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 11 February 2015 11:09

this comment is really going to get on you're nerve

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daddysgirl8 21

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:27

Your grammar is horrible to begin with. Where is all the correct punctuation you're not using?

laughingtoohard 14

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:36

******* grammar nazi

_3rdeye 10

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:40

this is a lesson to all grammar Nazis out there...GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

rebeltw 15

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:47

lol

BruhFML 2

Wednesday 11 February 2015 20:59

i hate grammer nazis soo......

stephanyovalle 15

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:08

This sounds more like a FHL, not a FML. That girl needed your support, not a grammar teacher.

Matheo_fml 21

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:17

I bet you read a lot of books. Try one about social skills...

squarecircles 13

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:29

I wouldn't be surprised if she smacked you.

jayne_12 9

Wednesday 11 February 2015 22:43

Stop caring about grammar, and start caring about Gramma

jayne_12 9

Wednesday 11 February 2015 22:47

It shouldn't say fml, it should say FHL (**** Her Life) Because she has it a lot worse than you. Not only did her grandma just die, but her boyfriend doesn't give enough ***** to stop caring about grammar and to start caring about her feelings.

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