Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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DogStew 20

whatever! be glad he went to visit your stank crotch in the first place. you want to know a real turn off? try a knee to the balls!

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wellthatsukx 0

Why is it women seemingly never have a sense of humor in bed? Lighten up. It's not like he reminded you of your dead kitten, unless a dog killed it while sounding like "nomnomnom."

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I3eefChowFun 7

At least it's showing that he's enjoying it. Besides, it is delicious. Lol

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PaperUmbrellas 4

Just imagined my lover doing that. I smiled because the idea is cute. Maybe he was doing something else wrong? If someone was doing that to me who wasn't very good at it, I wouldn't be in the mood for stuff like that.

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brandoneyez1 25

Rotflmao that's hilarious... Lol sorry op on the mood kill, but funny as hell.

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blablablabla5555 5

how is that an fml? have some humour OP, it doesn't always have to be dead serious during sex, does it? i think it always quite lightens the mood, and it is pretty funny

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