Love, Health, Sleep and Farts: Noise complaint - FML

Noise complaint

By no sleep for me - 08/01/2013 07:44

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By fartz - 31/08/2013 06:04 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Insomniac - 18/05/2019 04:17

Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Beakner4564 2

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:17

That just made my day

jkmartinjk 16

Tuesday 8 January 2013 16:17

Earplugs? Also, noseplug.

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Nomadic1 20

Tuesday 8 January 2013 20:53

That is f-ing hilarious

as178 1

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:12

lol that sucks so bad but soo funny

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 8 January 2013 22:39

You'll do better sleeping in another room.

quelsauvage 12

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:01

He's a keeper!

sobeowns 2

Tuesday 8 January 2013 23:27

HAHA!

haylsie93 3

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:02

Sounds just like my boyfriend :P

sunkissedluster 20

Wednesday 9 January 2013 0:39

farts are gods gift to men, dont be a jealous nerd lol

SillyIsabel5291 5

Wednesday 9 January 2013 1:18

That's what my cousin does too.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 9 January 2013 1:59

You sleep with your cousin?! o.0

Satoaoi 13

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:16

ikr that's hilarious

88vivera 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 2:40

Wear ear plugs...?

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