Family and Argument: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By dear god why - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML

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ElricMustang 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:21

It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:31

Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.

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PotatoPal 11

Tuesday 27 May 2014 21:15

Sounds like my house. Meanwhile the house smells like poop.

squarecircles 13

Tuesday 27 May 2014 21:27

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood..."you're full of shit! No YOUR full of shit!"

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 28 May 2014 1:04

The toilet was in danger of exploding shit everywhere.

sunnysideup25 7

Wednesday 28 May 2014 3:53

Hey man , clogs can turn into flogs. Lol

Ben009 13

Wednesday 28 May 2014 16:27

GETTO!

HowsBoutaRoadie 8

Wednesday 28 May 2014 23:49

sounds like you live in a trailer park.

free_a_nipper 11

Thursday 29 May 2014 2:35

That's hilarious

dragxnfly 4

Thursday 29 May 2014 3:30

You're too beautiful, you don't deserve to cry.

PewDiePie_Lover 14

Thursday 29 May 2014 4:06

# 73 she means that she's laughing hard enough to cry.

griiz 2

Friday 30 May 2014 16:56

So who was it?

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