Family and Argument: Noise annoys

Noise annoys

By dear god why - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML

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ElricMustang 23

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:21

It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/

fsomelife 26

Tuesday 27 May 2014 9:31

Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.

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Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 24 June 2014 17:46

Your parents overreact. At my house we just yell "DAD!! GET THE FRICKIN PLUNGER!!"

jitterbug123 11

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:12

Was it you?

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