Noise annoys

By dear god why - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, my parents were screaming so loud about who clogged the toilet that a neighbor called the police because they thought someone was in danger. FML
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ElricMustang 23

It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/

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fsomelife 26

Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.

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kasmol 16

Sounds like there was a competition going on. "It was all the corn I ate that clogged the toilet!" "Nooooo! It was the 1/2 pound of cheddar I ate that did the job!!" I would suggest that they either find a different hobby or develop a quieter method of scoring their bowel movements.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I like how your name kinda fits your comment.

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RedPillSucks 31

Cue Shaggy "It wasn't me" or "Who clogged the toilet? Who, ..., who, who who" (Who let the dogs out)

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hulopro 16

you parent are jerk, they should be punished... they should be MURDERED...

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NodakN8V 25

Stand by for the shitty puns

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cakefete2 30

Then you probably shouldn't be wearing all white.

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buckdharma 36

Your lucky no one got charged with petty theft for... *Lowers sunglasses* pinching a loaf...

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gAt_d 26

Sounds like the only thing in danger, is the toilet

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