Noise annoys
By dear god why - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
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It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/
Honestly, if it were my mess, I'd have no problem unclogging a toilet butt I really wouldn't want to deal with someone else's turds!
Was that suppose to be a pun?
No, autocorrect is just a pain in the ass. Just to be clear, that's not a pun either.
shakile78
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Someone in the house needed bowel relaxitives
incoherentrmblr
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...And I thought the toilet seat argument was bad...
You must have a big house for them to have to yell instead of asking person to person
Or they might just be people that shout about everything.
#28, your username with this FML...hahaha.
it has no relevancy with this fml
Sounds a lot like my boyfriend. #Annoying!
If you're using 'hashtags' in normal conversation and outside of twitter, you are the annoying one. If your bf is annoying enough to yell over a toilet then you're probably better off without him.
He clogged their toilet? Do you live near the OP, or is your boyfriend a roaming shitter?
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#HatersGonnaHate
#HatersGonnaHate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like nails on a chalk board...
StillUsesMyspace
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I like how based on your username you're a mom and only have a bf. This thread is a very mature attitude example for your children to see.
cryssycakesx3
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actually 12, they seem to be the perfect amount of annoying for each other. anyone immature enough to use "#hater" deserves relentless annoyance.
It's okay, she thinks she's an awesome mother by having a boyfriend that yells over meaningless things. She can keep him if she likes.
jojimugo
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#30 shut up Meg
#3 There's no punctuation in hashtags.
He's the father of my child, btw it's just the internet. Stop being a lil bitch an move the **** on!
I have a BABY! He can't read! Get the hell over it #AnnOyIngPEopleOnTHeInternetThatWantToKeepFightingOnComments!!!!!!!!!
Lol
#54 says the one who uses the word "Halla" on his profile lmao
I will never understand how people can not know how to plunge a toilet. It's a basic modern life skill like changing a tire or setting up a tower computer. But then some people are just lazy and leave that kind of stuff to others.
RedPillSucks
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I don't think it's a question of not knowing, but rather an issue of whether person A should deal with person B's turd blockage.
I'm referring to the person who originally left it there. And all the 'I clogged the toilet' FML's in the archives.
Just a crappy situation, all the way around...
Your house sounds like my parents house! They live in redneck heaven.
sonasonic
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OP has a very crappy life.... at least OP, you did not do it.... or did you?
If I were you id offer to unclog the toilet for your parents so they stop shouting, then explain the shitty situation to the neighbour so they stop worrying.
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It really isn't that serious. Unclog it and move on; they need to relax :/
Plot twist: the neighbour clogged the toilet.