Work: No fun - FML

No fun

By PokeTheBear - 22/07/2009 21:09 - Canada

Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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You deserved it 4 581

That backfired

By Alexander D. - 14/07/2012 00:48 - United States

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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You deserved it 37 216

By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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You deserved it 10 687

By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

By Anonymous - 08/10/2014 03:15 - United States - San Diego

Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML

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You deserved it 2 934

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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You deserved it 45 078

By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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You deserved it 3 147

Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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You deserved it 203

By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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JStromberg 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Well thats a fail:D

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:20

Ah, sucks! What did you do? Nice name though ahahaha.

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coldplaylive2003 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:36

you should hire him a hooker to make up for it

bbobe900000 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:40

I literally laughed OUT LOUD when I read this. Which I hardly do to something I read on the internet. Thanks. This is one of the best, TRUE FMLs that I've read. FYL

englishmuffin 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:43

HAHAH nicely worded FML.

lexiBRo 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:50

I voted fml but something tells me you deserved it because it takes a lot to accidentally piss someone off more than the idiots actually trying to piss him off..

Paige_Nicole10 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 7:06

well honey, his boss probably figured his co-workers out though

RhymePrime 7

Thursday 23 July 2009 1:57

That's ironic. Congratulations!

warrenthewalrus 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:48

You must be quite annoying. If that's the case, FYL.

Gaby_peaceandluv 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 2:53

damn i just lost the game....

Freaking_Joel 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:02

YDI for having a job

LysssNysss 1

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:49

Stupid troll is stupid.

Crazy_Cookie 4

Thursday 23 July 2009 3:13

haha, that's funny! XD

FMLreactor 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:23

...what? I don't get it.

Escapist28 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:39

That sucks, but congratulations on being one of the few people who's submitted a well-written FML.

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I shouldn't have said that...

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