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What did you do that merits such a revenge?I cannot imagibe someone evil enough to do that without a reason. Also, didn't you feel someone cutting it? Still sucks though!

Sweetmeli 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:40

How did you not notice?

aaron66044 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:41

haha idk how u didnt notice everyone laughing @ you in the halls?? haha and ur friends are Garb. bcz they prolly saw it and jus didnt say anything

karebear16 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:42

this is so hilarious i actually laughed out loud

karina_said 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:44

we did that to someone at a lights out party. its was freakn hilarious!

tails99177 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:45

oh I'm sorry :( Im not wearing a pony tail again any time soon

jpest17 5

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:50

you should be concerned, they are doing 1 of 2 things stiffing it and doing somthing dirty or useing to clone you... or BOTH! O.O

lrv2003 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:00

she could have possibly been sitting at a desk and someone sitting behind her in another desk then slowly chopped her off...

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