Ninjas are everywhere

By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML
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fma_fml 0

I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!

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Fedor_is_KING 0

I don't know about her, but it really helps me concentrate Mercy :D

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astro_plastic 0

That half of ponytail is definitely in someone's basement, part of a shrine somewhere.

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Igor_g5 0

I would be really pissed if someone cut off half mine.

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RileyL29 0

I'm curious as to how you didn't feel that? I call fake. You'd most definitely feel scissors cutting your ponytail because it's more difficult to cut through that way.

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Igor_g5 0

I don't see how it would be possible to do without getting caught.

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Ajjas013 6

I'm gonna pretend to be the intelligent Freeze: "Who did it?"

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captainkevineff 0

What an idiot. You don't think your head would feel a lot lighter after you lose that much hair?

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idkweird 0

Oh, 31 just brought up a good point. If the OP's hair was thin, they'd be much less likely to feel it being cut. Also, if they were at school, it could have been someone sitting behind them in class. All the schools I went to had desks in rows, where the OP's hair would have been easily accessible.

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igoesrawr 0

ydi for not noticing lol

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