Health, School, Pranks, Haircut and Hair: Ninjas are everywhere

if your hair is reallly long and put it a reallly tight ponytail you wouldn't have felt it if they were being careful, and as or the weight true it might have felt a little different but probably not enough to notice

slowitdownletsma 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:40

IT WAS A SOUR PATCH KID!

qwertyuiop142 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 9:12

haha! OP is a dumbass?? dude.... you cant feel hair. what an ass you are

xthetisx 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 19:25

This is so copying the Paramore video Misery Buisness!

XxMoonGirlAshomi 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 2:24

y would someone do that to u? but wait how did u not notice?

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:22

THOSE DAMNED SOUR PATCH KIDS!

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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

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Today, I broke a world record on third-wheeling with my friend and his girlfriend. As we were driving back from the beach, I took a nap and woke up to my friend receiving head in the front seat. They knew I was awake, but they continued and finished. FML

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Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

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Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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