Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
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MBSC 11

They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.

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NeatNit 32

OP is from United Kingdom. How come it's called "soccer"?

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iknowiwantyou 13

There was once this really cute guy in my high school that had a gorgeous nose, but some girl accidentally broke it by slamming a locker door in his face. And ever since then, he's lost his looks.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

#51, how does that relate to #1's comment?

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iknowiwantyou 13

1 said "that's quite a blow" so I commented a similar situation relating to the fml where a guy got hit in the face by a locker door. do I need to spell out everything? goodness.

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naarz 9

Nosy little people......-.- that must of hurt, hopefully you feel better OP

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MortenM 17

OP really deserves it for calling it soccer...

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MBSC 11

They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.

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miianah1 22

I have no clue if you were being punny or meant it. Well, I don't think they were being nosy, they were concerned.

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tigrouficele2012 44

You're from the UK and you're calling it soccer? I call foul (no pun intended).

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CommentModerated 17

Maybe he knows his audience (I'm just assuming that the highest demographic on here are Americans)

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tehman117 21

Wow, we really care about something that doesn't relate to FML in any way!!!!!!

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d_mellette 8

Actually It did relate. #4 was saying either how ungrateful his girlfriend Is or that she's lucky she doesn't have a ****** up nose

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mpsteve137 15

I have a weird nose too but my wife says she loves the way it feels during oral time haha. So you got that going for you

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Ambient25 24

Do you nozzle your way in or something??

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ItsAnanya 25

I bet it was quite a soccer for them when they realised that.

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WCARlover 34

...what are you even trying to say here?

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happylappy 21

Am I misinformed on the ways you can use the word soccer or does this just not makes sense?

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thisawkwardchick 15

Soccer, sounding like "socker", which means a punch. A punch to the face is pretty surprising. Or, soccer is supposed to sounder like "shocker", as in something surprising. How did you mean it, #6?

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Ambient25 24

I think she meant "sucker" since we're all trying to figure out what she said...

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tukies 28

I have gotten my nose broken three times by playing soccer(football). People dive for the ball, jump to kick it, while others try to head the ball. Things happen.

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hockeygoalie13 15

Know that you aren't alone. There are SO many people who have a crooked nose and/or a deviated septum that never know about it until they see a physician. Resource: 12 month mentorship in otolaryngology

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NeatNit 32

Someone thinks there on Yahoo Answers! :P

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Ambient25 24

For ***** sake it's "they're". And #8 is right. I have a deviated septum from 7 years of boxing. It sucks but throw more people I talk about it with, the more I find it's quite common.

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Ambient25 24

*through. The joy of quick typing on iPad.

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doodlecloud 26

To be fair, even if it wasn't broken, it could have been swollen. So it would've been naturally a bit off but made more obvious because of the kick.

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WCARlover 34

I read "it was taken off"..."it" being your face. I was very alarmed there for a moment. Maybe I should stop reading FMLs at 1:23 AM.

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thisawkwardchick 15

But then you don't get a chance to comment on all the good ones!

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worldclassrager 39

You do get a badge for that...and I bet everyone is looking to unlock them all...

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skyttlz 32

I'm trying to get as many badges as I can. Some of them seem nearly impossible though. It's not looking like I'll be getting an FML published, and I doubt I'll get the one that's for voting on 100% of all the FMLs.

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