Cars, Thief and Transportation: Ninja move

Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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lizzzie_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:54

YDI on two counts: For just shutting off the alarm without looking. And for leaving your purse in sight in the first place. Idiot.

SweetieLish 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:49

Why wouldn't you have just taken your purse with you? I always take my purse with me, because I'm always afraid someone's going to steal it!

Comments

WorkThatButt 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:07

You Deserved It for :- a) For keeping your purse exposed in your car. b) For trying to look cool by not just turning that empty head of yours to see what's going on. c) For not taking your purse with you.

zzyzzyzzx 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:21

the person must of been really gutsy for the simple fact that most post offices i have seen have cameras inside and out ysdi(you so deserve it)

FMLenV 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:24

Exactly. The OP should have looked just in case, because someone could have backed into your car and set of the alarm or in this case, break a window and rob you. But also, you should never leave anything of value exposed.

evil_bunny 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:27

YDI for being stupid twice, once for not checking your car and once for leaving valuables in it. at least be glad that your car was still there

FMLenV 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:30

Not going to lie though, I never saw a good reason for car alarms since almost always no one looks to see if their car is being hit, stolen, or anything. They just click the button and continue with their daily life.

Redde 6

Friday 20 March 2015 7:31

Just because some people are dumbasses doesn't make security features pointless.

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:14

Your fault for leaving a purse visible in the car. I thought everyone knew better than that.

itsme88 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:06

Why would you leave your purse in the car? Car alarms are there for a reason.

noshitsherlock 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 18:05

WOW you are such an idiot! Take this as a lesson. DON'T LEAVE VALUABLE/IMPORTANT THINGS IN PLAIN SIGHT. Yeah, that window was really going to stop them. LOL