Shopping, Awkward and Religion: Nice girl

Nice girl

By Lithiac - 04/02/2014 06:16 - United States - Ocala

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By neighbor - 26/01/2014 13:08 - Australia - Mosman

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By $$$ - 29/05/2013 04:49 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, an elderly woman couldn't afford all of her groceries at the checkout so she started to take out a few things. I offered to pay for her groceries; she thanked me and walked out. An onlooker then came up to me and told me that she does it to someone every week. FML

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By Cob - 03/02/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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Helper Blues

By Fat and Embarrassed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Palmdale

Today, I asked an elderly customer at my work if she needed help with her groceries. She responded, "I normally would, but I'm afraid you'll eat all the groceries." FML

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By yaa - 26/05/2009 22:35 - Canada

Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML

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By WTF is all I ask - 27/07/2012 23:55 - United States - Mcallen

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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By romedizzle - 24/11/2010 09:52 - Canada

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

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girlbye23 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 14:48

She was just looking out for you OP! At least she didn't call you ugly like most FML old people would.

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 4 February 2014 14:49

better than the old ladies that damn you to hell and was nice to just give you a pamphlet rather than try to push her beliefs on you.

Comments

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 4 February 2014 16:23

Elderly woman? Should have informed her that she'd most likely beat you getting there.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:57

That's unnecessarily rude.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 4 February 2014 21:18

You're right, it is rude but no more ruder than someone saying "I hope you don't go to hell."

WhatsOpTic 11

Tuesday 4 February 2014 17:04

Hey better than what other old people have done on this site. Don't really see how it's an FML really. Just trying to be nice to you OP

jh921971 10

Tuesday 4 February 2014 17:18

Chances are you're not going to Hell. The Ten Commandments basically say "don't be a dick to people"

smokecloud_ 37

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:50

I rather like your interpretation. :D I giggled.

dutchy86 20

Tuesday 4 February 2014 17:34

better to rule In hell then to serve in heaven OP ;). just enjoy life!

amykins11 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:03

Ok I think that's kind of funny and I for one agree with the old lady in my hopes that OP does not burn in hell... I used to get the pamphlets a lot...people like to leave them in the aisles at the store... But you know even the ones who's beliefs are weird are still just trying to share their belief... Just smile nod and secretly think they are a nice weirdo

cheeseandrices 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:13

perhaps, OP, in her strange way, she was being nice and hoping you ended up in a nice place (:

Muny_fml 17

Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:48

I am really sorry man she was my grandma N0t

LoopyLuuLuu 7

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:26

am I the only one who fails to see how this is really an FML? the old lady was just being an old lady, and it's not like this has any actual effect on the OP's life. Big deal imo.

Drfucked 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:43

****** up!!!!! But grandma got the best of you

Rababco 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:56

It was a kind of awkward situation but it's not that big of deal. It's just a pamphlet it's bot like she was "shoving it down your throat" or anything. The "I hope you don't go to hell" part is a bit weird but she meant well, she's just spreading the love of God around and wants the best for you. At least she's nicer about it than some other Christians about it. You don't have to read it if don't but I would if I were you, for information purposes at least. I'm not Hindu or Islamic but I'm still curious about it, besides being informed helps you be more open-minded and less judgmental; I know that most Muslims aren't terrorists and don't blow people up. This combats hate and prejudgist thoughts.