Transportation, Friends, ACAB, Drugs and Cops: Nice friends you've got there

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 590

You deserved it 2 788

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 522

You deserved it 4 943

By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 260

You deserved it 491

By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 552

You deserved it 40 816

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 497

You deserved it 841

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 782

You deserved it 130 288

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 789

You deserved it 9 717

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 793

You deserved it 721

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 898

You deserved it 18 615

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 501

You deserved it 1 314

Alexa, play "Tailights Fade" by Buffalo Tom

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 175

You deserved it 159

swaglesshipster 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:48

Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!

JKW35 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:51

Time to leave that "friend" behind

Comments

Candied_person 13

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:26

So just say it's for tabaco

fabcade 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:51

so you are no longer friends right

johncanact 13

Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:23

Insert generic *not really your friend* comment here

pjmohr33 5

Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:24

He shouldn't have pulled you over without a reason.

wsj93 6

Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:57

Find better friends..

BlaqMontana 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:00

wow what a friend!

castleofg1ass 19

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:31

I would have been like yeah it is and gotten out of the car and binned it right in front of her

molloytony 2

Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:34

So lie about ownership of a bong filled with illegal resin in front of cops? Seems legit

aokes90 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:53

I'm pretty sure that in real life where people don't make up stupid stories, the cops would arrest whoever was in the car and place the most serious charges on the owner of the car. The police would do actual police work to find out who it belonged too and who deserves what punishment. They wouldn't just take her word for it.

Megatron_Griffin 25

Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:26

Not a made up story, they didn't end up fining me. She got a charge herself. Also I don't know where where ya live at that is that strict on marijuana, but i lived in New York when this took place. Even if there was weed in the vehicle, (unless it was a large amount) the fine is no worse than a speeding ticket. The cops actually looked like they felt sorry for me, because from us explaining the situation they knew I was helping HER move and that the stuff wasn't mine. Still one of the worst things any "friend" has ever done to me

L0lllll 0

Wednesday 8 July 2015 8:11

Lol the police absolutely cannot arrest you for having a bong; they may only arrest if you have weed or whatever illegal substance the idiots are smoking nowadays.