Transportation, Friends, ACAB, Drugs and Cops: Nice friends you've got there

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 590

You deserved it 2 788

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 522

You deserved it 4 943

By rolled - 27/01/2018 01:30

Today, my angry ex-girlfriend ordered a bong to my house in my name. I came home to my parents screaming at me, demanding to know where "the weed" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 260

You deserved it 491

By Fucked - 16/01/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 552

You deserved it 40 816

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 497

You deserved it 841

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 782

You deserved it 130 288

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 789

You deserved it 9 717

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 793

You deserved it 721

Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 898

You deserved it 18 615

By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 501

You deserved it 1 314

Alexa, play "Tailights Fade" by Buffalo Tom

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 175

You deserved it 159

swaglesshipster 23

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:48

Wow, such a great friend throwing you under the bus instead of taking responsibility!

JKW35 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:51

Time to leave that "friend" behind

Comments

alfalfalaffa 17

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:40

Interesting choice that you still refer to her as "friend" in this fml.

esco760 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:53

you should of said it's a lamp

berkeleyjake 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 5:54

so what? owning paraphernalia is not a crime. they could have found a gas mask bong with ****** sticking out the top and there shouldn't be a legal issue. sucks about your "friend" blaming it on you though

ModernaParker 5

Thursday 9 July 2015 6:03

First off...why did the cops search the car? It's illegal that they searched the car without a reason. If you had gotten in trouble, the evidence would be thrown out along with your conviction.

Jdawg445 10

Thursday 9 July 2015 8:40

You've should have said her car her shit

XanderLin 9

Saturday 11 July 2015 9:32

if she was driving its hers isnt it?

soulxreaperx356 9

Saturday 11 July 2015 14:59

I hope you didn't go along with it. if that happened to me, I'd tell the cop the truth, ask for a ride home, tell your friend to move themselves, hell maybe even tell her mother XD