Nearly there

By baby_trex_arms - 05/05/2015 15:13 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML
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A07 48

Cut him some slack OP, atleast he's trying, most guys don't even bother according to this site.

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ChristinePi 36

I guess that's one way to help him... Just be patient OP. If you don't tell him, it makes sense he won't know what you like. Of course not knowing anatomy is a whole other story.

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davek 36

Freezing... warmer... no cold again... warm... hot... OH GOD SO HOT

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outfielder55 17

But did he find it? That's the important part.

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Deku_Cutie 12

this sounds like a line from Dinner For Schmucks

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Just1Day 12

I'be been married nearly 20 years and I'm still unfortunately playing that game. I really really feel for you. :-(

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VeganDarkLight 31

No offense, but have you ever tried to really tell and show him what you like? Maybe he just doesn't know. Of course it could also be that he simply doesn't care, but I refuse to believe you'd be married to somebody for such a long time who wouldn't want to satisfy you.

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allplayedout 20

Would just showing him not have been faster? Although I don't understand how he (and so many others like him) never bothered to look up some basic sexual information before getting into it personally. I guess we can blame the fact that kids have no sex ed but **** nowadays for that head-scratcher of a problem.

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burnthistown 20

Why play a game? Why not just show him where it was. YDI for being immature.

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scice03 8

Oh sweetheart.. My condolences..

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